The Dirty Business

Dirty Business is our eco-cleaning range for homes that don’t just look lived in — they are.

Designed for pet households, muddy paws, fur, spills, accidents and everyday chaos, this collection keeps your home clean without filling it with harsh chemicals.

Every product is:

• Plant-based

• Vegan & cruelty-free

• Biodegradable

• Safe for everyday use around pets

• Powerful where it matters — gentle where it counts

From floors to sofas, worktops to accidents-you-didn’t-see-coming, Dirty Business handles the mess so you don’t have to stress about what’s in your spray bottle.

The Let’s Clean Everything Bundle brings together our entire Dirty Business range — so whatever your home (or your pets) throw at you, you’re covered.

From everyday surfaces and muddy floors, to mystery stains, sticky disasters and those “how did that even happen?” moments — this bundle handles it all.

1. Dirty Business — Multi-Purpose Cleaner (700ml)

For everyday surfaces, paw prints, spills and general mess.

A powerful all-rounder for doors, worktops, wood, upholstery and everything in between.

Tough on grime, gentle on your home.

Plant-based, fragrance-free and pet-friendly — perfect for daily cleaning without chemical overload.

Best for:

Worktops, doors, furniture, pet areas, everyday wipe-downs.

 2. Dirty Business — Spot & Stain Remover (700ml)

 For accidents, stains, spills and “how did that happen?” moments.

 Our go-to for stubborn marks, pet accidents, food spills and deep stains.

Foaming action lifts dirt fast without harsh chemicals.

Unscented, eco-friendly and safe to use across carpets, fabrics and hard surfaces.

Best for:

Pet accidents, carpets, upholstery, rugs, spot cleaning.

 3. Dirty Business — Floor & Surface Gel Cleaner (700ml)

 For floors that see real life.

A fresh lemon gel cleaner designed for mopping and general floor cleaning.

Cuts through dirt and grease while staying gentle on surfaces and paws.

Non-foaming, plant-based and safe for wood, tile, laminate, vinyl and stone.

Best for:

All hard floors, pet areas, kitchens, high-traffic zones.

4. Dirty Business — Cream Cleaner (500ml)

For sinks, baths, hobs and heavy-duty shine.

A non-scratch cream cleaner that tackles grease, soap residue and build-up without damaging surfaces.

Plant-based, vegan and safe for ceramic, stainless steel, glass and hard surfaces.

Best for:

Bathrooms, kitchens, sinks, showers, worktops.

Let’s Clean Everything Bundle

Four solutions. One ridiculously satisfying clean.

The Let’s Clean Everything Bundle includes our full Dirty Business range — covering everyday mess, pet accidents, floors, and deep shine.

Individually worth £50.80 that’s a saving of £12.80!

Inside:

• The Everyday One — Multi-Purpose Cleaner

• The Disaster Fixer — Spot & Stain Remover

• The Floor Saver — Floor & Surface Gel Cleaner

• The Shine One — Cream Cleaner

Plant-based. Vegan. Eco-friendly. Properly effective.

2 Free sponges

Because if you’re cleaning anyway… you might as well clean everything.