The Negotiator

Some rules exist for a reason. 

This vintage-style metal sign is a polite reminder to guests, delivery drivers, and anyone who believes the cat’s lies… that negotiations are not permitted.

Hung by the door, in a hallway, or anywhere your feline escape artist is plotting their next move, it delivers the message clearly:

Do. Not. Trust. The Cat.

Minimal, bold, and slightly threatening in the best possible way — the perfect piece of wall humour for homes run entirely by cats.

• Durable aluminium metal sign – lightweight yet strong, rust-resistant and designed to last indoors or in sheltered outdoor areas.

• Classic vintage finish – distressed black background with bold white lettering for high contrast and easy reading.

• Compact display size – approx 8 x 12 inches (20 x 30 cm), ideal for doors, entryways, hallways or cat areas.

• Pre-drilled corner holes – simple installation using screws, rope, zip ties or adhesive strips.

• Perfect gift for cat lovers – a humorous home warning sign for households controlled by a very persuasive cat.